Wednesday, May 18, 2016

She Wants/He Wants: Respect


HIM:

No stripper bachelor party – fine. Male exotic dancer for her – fine. Skin flicks when she’s at book club. No butt grabs when her mom’s visiting. One drink at the office party and no crude jokes told at mine, in front of her.

She’s worth it.


HER:

I’ll stay in the back and order the lap dance for the bride. Will wear the maid outfit commando next time the kids are gone. Fair warning when the book club meets at home. No eye rolls when his sister visits. I won’t cringe when his boss cracks outdated remarks. And I won’t hold those again him.

He’s worth it.




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