Wednesday, May 4, 2016

She Wants/He Wants: Never enough time



HIM:


Time? What's that? Yeah, yeah, a guy's always ready for sex. Always up for it – ha ha ha.

Guess what, the reality is far from this joke.

We’re not all super-Mikes filled with endless magic.

Time? Maybe three weeks next Tuesday.



HER:


Time?
        
Look between the kids, cat, dog, and him trying to find his socks. I can't even pee by myself. Yes, I’ve answered work phone calls and emails, while peeing.

The moment there’s a spare second you'll find me breathing.

Time? Maybe three weeks next Wednesday.  




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