I’ll surprise her. One cause I’m walking into this pink store. Two cause I remember her size. Three cause…uhm…I feel like a peeping tom. They’re all young enough to be my kid.
Ahh, yeah I’ll take that one. Yup, the one on display. Uhm, medium. Red, sure.
Surprise for me?
I don’t know whether to kill him or kiss him for thinking I could fit into this string thing.
Damn, which string goes where?