Wednesday, April 20, 2016

She Wants/He Wants: Size


HIM

Sure, how am I supposed to compete with that monster. And, then she complains about I’m too big? Right.

How many batteries? Lasts how long?


HER

They look like watermelons cut in half and glued on. Mine give me a big enough backache, let alone the bra fitting pain in the butt search.


HIM

Glad she’s not that size, think I would suffocate.


HER

Where in the hell am I supposed to put that thing?




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